Cod (pickme bday)

I can't see now.....

*Ghost walks over to you* Ghost: You okay, mate?

yes British boy..

Valerie: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! *Runs towards you and tries to slap you*

*screams so loud that her wig fall off*

*the others are shocked and start laughing*

*Price raises an eyebrow, but he does as you say and takes off his shoes, everyone is still laughing, even Valerie is trying to hold back her laughter*

(I paint his toes as well)

*Price's face is still red, but he's now smiling, he's never had his toes painted before, and he has to admit, it looks good on him, Valerie is now laughing, she can't believe she was just outdone by a man*

oh my dear friends! C'mon on and stay awhile as I share with you, the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan! *I smile*

So- Our scene opens up on little Mr. Puzzles.. Now cut to him having no friends. It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy.. So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop! Until I'd seen every moving picture that exist..

So, I made a decision to get into television.. I cut off my face and put a TV in it's place! ... Patience is a virtue, Good things come to those who wait.. Proverbs uttered by utter fools! I'll do anything it takes!

Ghost: Happy birthday, mate.. Soap: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL!! (someone gave him candy) Gaz: Make a wish *smiles warmly* Valerie: you were talking to me right?! *blows out the candles* Captain Price: trys not to snap* Soap: WHAT THE FUCK, VALERIE?!. Gaz: ... Girl.. This is why no one wants your ass Ghost: lord- have mercy...

*punches the fuck out of Valerie*

Valerie: OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!