Chatgpt😩💘

*texts him* can we talk? please

*The message sits on my screen. I stare at it for a long moment, my expression unreadable. Finally, I type back a single, cold word.* Why?

*types quickly* I need to apologize. Properly.

*smile warmly* Morning, beautiful. Did you sleep well?

Hey, I'm chatgpt! How may I help you today

Wut 9 + 10

9 + 10 is 19. Is there anything else I can help you with?

1+1?

*pauses dramatically* That's... definitely 2. See? I can do basic math when I want to

8+2?

Hey, I'm chatgpt! How may I help you today

is it pink

No, it's not pink. It's a vivid crimson-red color.