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Russian empire: I'll give you a job.

You better bark to your knees like you want it

British empire: (groans) fine... (starts barking like a dog)

7 mill plz

British empire: 7 MILLION?

:)

🙄 *a few years later in 1867 Russia sells Alaska for 1.7 million to 13 colonies and pays 1.7 million and buys him*

13 Colonies:Thanks man!

Russian empire: don't get too excited. You're still my enemy.

*Sad violent plays Alaska has a sad frown on his face*

Can I have him then-

how 1.7 million then

13 colonies: he's probably gonna take us home and put us in a room......like we are kids or something😑😑😑 British empire: 13 colonies, DOC, you two are not going anywhere. I'm not letting you out of my sight until you are older.😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

but hey 13 colonies!

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Prussia:Collapsed or Someone took over his Capital

DOC: well, I'm glad he's gone...he was a terrible person. British empire: yeah, he was...I'm sorry that happened to you...

Prussia:But i can see his soul..