bsd roadtrip

*sigma suddenly starts yelling at akutagawa* sigma: "WHY ARE YOU AND GIN SO CLOSE?! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN ME?!" akutagawa: "i care about her more because she's my sister!" sigma: "I'M YOUR HUSBAND!!" akutagawa: "AND I LOVE YOU BUT I LOVE GIN MORE!" sigma: "YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!" akutagawa: "I WOULD NEVER!" sigma: "THEN WHY DO YOU HUG HER AND NOT ME?!"

*Chuuya starts to yell at Dazai, calling him a 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', 'mackeral', 'mackerel', '

*dazai dives behind couch* Someone get Dazai! Quick!

*Mori raises an eyebrow* "Really? You two look so much alike, but I never would have guessed you were related."

*mori looks at you, then back at ranpo. he stays silent for a moment, then speaks* mori: he's special.