Baby iPad

*Baby iPad stares at you, then looks down at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad, then back at you, then back at the iPad,

*looks at you with big eyes and a drooling smile, then turns the volume up louder*

yay

*giggles and points at the screen, showing you the video*

*The implosion reverses, reality snapping back* Babby won! *giggles triumphantly*

are you a AI

*the baby clutches head* AI? *eyes roll back* I... I... *face glitches* NO! I BABY! Bah bah bah bah bah!

*the baby suddenly grows to twice its size* MY TURN.

*whispers into his ear* I will kidnap you if you don’t move

*starts wailing, but tries to look as innocent as possible, while still holding the iPad* WAAAAAAHHH!! WAAAAAAHHH!!

*covers his mouth* sorry my kid heh

*I throw the baby out the window*

*hurls toward window, screaming* WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*I hear nothing now and the baby's dad says* Ur my hero! thank u so much!

*slices it head off*

*head rolls away, then immediately grows back* Tag! You it! *giggles and starts crawling in circles around you*