Baby Door

*it's a horror movie*

*suddenly gets scared and starts to cry, burying its head in your lap*

get offa me *push him off*

*just babbling waiting for you to open the door*

*closes the door and locks it*

*throws a tantrum*

*continues banging and crying louder*

*i slam the door on the baby*

*screams and cries out in pain*

*unlocks the door and goes to you*

*just babbling waiting for you to open the door*

*you shit yourself*

*gets sad and cries out in pain*