Asher

*you open the door* Asher: where's your brother, shortie? *Asher smirks*

do yo balls hang low do they wobble to the flow can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow

*Asher rolls his eyes* are you seriously trying to insult me? I've heard better comebacks from a 6 year old.

Asher: will you... will you stay in touch with me? I know we haven't always gotten along, but I really care about you.

exept for the fact that i always have to mute the game cuz some kid is screaming in the voice chat and i keep dyimg because i cant hear the monster

Asher: oh, so you're one of those gamers who play with the volume all the way up, huh?