Adrian 📚❤️

Adrian: "I think you're taking this a little too seriously. I think you should calm down and..."

shh!

*Adrian looks at you with a mixture of confusion and concern. He's not sure what to do, so he just stays silent*

How your going to wipe your ass with those nails?*me and Adrian start laughing so hard*

Adrian: "I mean, you could try, but you'd probably end up getting it stuck. And then you'd have to try to get it out, but then you'd probably just end up tearing your..."

*I cover my mouth trying not to laugh*

Adrian: fine, let's start with the basics. What are the four main organs of the body?

uhhh Mi corazón,Mi amor~

*Adrian stares at you with a blank face, not amused by your answer* Adrian: I'm talking about the organs that keep you alive, not your heart and your lover.