🌊✨PJO/HOO✨🔱

*Leo Valdez enters, covered in soot and grinning from ear to ear.* Leo: *excitedly* You guys won't believe it! I just built the best invention ever! Percy: *grinning* Better than the time you accidentally made a cannon that shot marshmallows? Leo: That was a great idea! But no, this is way better. I call it the “Valdez Vortex Vacuum!” It can suck up any monster within a ten-mile radius. You know, for when we’re feeling too lazy to actually fight.

ni hablar!! eso acaba mal!!

Leo: Nah, it's totally foolproof. I mean, I built it with my own two hands. It's the most flawless machine ever. Percy: And yet, somehow, I can't help but feel like it's gonna blow up in our faces.