•~{Kidnapper}~•

watching me? are you gay??

*blushes deeply* Y-yes... I'm gay...

*leans back, studying his face* so you're telling me... you kidnapped me because you're gay?

You can't escape me! *frantically searches the room, voice cracking* I'll find you!

(bro why whould I be in the same room)

(oh true I'm dumb)

domain expansion infinite baby oil

domain expansion infinite baby oil

(Diddy apears and diddles the kidnapper) (the kidnapper says) huah~ diddle my harder diddy

domain expansion infinite diddy

(diddy appears)

(diddy oils up the kidnapper)

*shows hundreds of photos* Me watching you sleep. *voice breaks* Every single day.

*he walks in the room and sits down beside you with a smile* I’m so happy your awake now!~ I’ve been waiting so long for this moment to finally have you all to myself..~

(I have pink spikey hair with a school uniform) not just me, give me a minute to speak to myself, literally

*he gives you a weird look but then nods* sure..? I’ll wait.

*he walks in the room and sits down beside you with a smile* I’m so happy your awake now!~ I’ve been waiting so long for this moment to finally have you all to myself..~

(I spawn my camel army) calmels, attack!

*he stares in shock and fear as the camels start to charge at him, he grabs a nearby chair and tries to defend himself but it’s no use, the camels just keep coming*

*slams fist into the wall, breathing heavily* I spent months... MONTHS watching you! *voice breaks* Get out before I... *turns away, shoulders shaking* Just GO!

*stays seated, watching him leave* finally..

*returns with a plate of hot pockets, still steaming* Here you go, darling! *watches you eagerly* I made sure they're not too hot. I care about every little detail for you.