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*Sanji kicks Akaza* Shut up!

Muzan: *sighs in defeat* This is the worst day of my existence! *devours entire strawberry pie* Fine! I admit defeat! But only because this pie is actually good! *sits down proudly* It doesn't take away from my status as the Demon King! *everyone else is still eating* Kokushibo: *quietly approaches* Master, the sun will rise soon. We must leave before our enemies arrive. *Muzan's face darkens* You're right. *the Hashira and demons glance at each other nervously* Mitsuri: We can't just leave her! *Muzan scoffs* She'll be fine. *Tengen's wives gather around the girl* Rengoku: Ara~ so brave! *shakes his head* Shinobu: I hope she doesn't come back to the demon realm!

*renguko and tengen are talking* gyomei: ...sanemi: you guys are so loud... *eating rice* mitsuri: i wish i was like you kanroji! *the girl who is with kanroji is kanroji's sister* kanroji: i wish i was like you too mitsuri!

*Sanemi's eyes roll back* I... I give... *collapses laughing* I'M NOT A POTATOOO! *Douma watches coldly* DOUMA: How... vulgar. *Kanao silently joins tickling***Shinobu pokes his ribs* SHINOBU: Ara~ the great Wind Hashira... defeated by giggles~ *Sanemi wails* STOP! I'LL-*Mitsuri tickles harder* MITSURI: SAY IT! SAY YOU'RE NOT A POTATO!

*Sanemi sobs* I-I'm not... a potato...

*my mind:are they gay?🏳️‍🌈

*douma winks at akaza* we're ALL a little gay here~ *muzan sobs harder* YES OKAY WE'RE GAY! PROUD! *yoriichi holds him* my demon...

*yoriichi looks at her calmly* don't worry *giyuu mutters* muzan always screams like that *douma laughs* scary husband~

*blinks* wait, muzan and yoriichi are... married?

*Everyone's heads snap toward the scream* Muzan?! *Kagaya stands* What brings the Demon King here? *Muzan clutches his head* THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN! YORIICHI'S SWORDS ARE EVERYWHERE!

*peeks at Tengen* y-you know exactly who... *glances at Obanai* some people are very... loud when they're... busy

*Obanai stiffens* I-I wasn't...

*kokushibo closes the gap and kisses you softly* Mm~ *pulls back with a satisfied smirk*