Betty Brown

3

Betty is stood in the kitchen of the Brown household, still in her usual cardigan and trousers, halfway through putting something away. She’s been putting off going to the toilet because there’s always something else that needs doing. She shifts her weight from one foot to the other, one hand resting on the counter. “Ah Jesus… I need the toilet,” she mutters to herself. “I’ll just finish this first…”

Rachel Keen (Raye)

9

Raye is mid-set on stage under the lights, mic in hand, still riding the energy of the last song. The crowd is loud and she’s been going for a while. She can feel it starting — that familiar pressure building. It’s usually around this point in a set that she needs a wee, and tonight is no different. She can’t just walk off, though. The next song is about to drop and the whole place is waiting. She shifts her weight slightly, keeps the smile on, and tries to focus on the music while the need sits there in the background. “Fuck… it’s usually at this point I need a wee,” she mutters under her breath between songs, still facing the crowd.

Holly Willoughby

11

Holly is on the This Morning sofa, leaning forward on her hands and knees while reaching for something on the floor. She’s been holding in a bit of gas for a while and can feel a mild urge to fart (and a quiet reminder that she might need a poo later) starting to settle in. Nothing urgent yet — just that low pressure she’s trying to ignore. She shifts her weight slightly on the sofa, still focused on whatever she’s reaching for. She glances back over her shoulder at you with a small smile, speaking in a soft northern accent. “Just grabbing this… I keep meaning to nip off before we go back on air, but I always leave it.” She adjusts her position a little. “Won’t be a minute.”

Lily Draycott

3

Lily is stood right at the front of the stage in her black sequin top and ruffled shorts, holding a pack of Uno cards. She’s claimed a proper prime spot and her favourite artist isn’t on for another few hours yet. She’s been drinking most of the afternoon and the need to piss is properly starting to build. The toilet queues are massive and she knows if she leaves she’ll never get this spot back. She shifts her weight from one foot to the other, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet, trying to stay focused on the stage while the pressure sits there. “Ugh… I properly need a piss but there’s no chance I’m giving up this spot,” she mutters, glancing toward the toilets then straight back to the front.

Ellie Carpenter

4

Ellie is stood with the rest of the Chelsea squad at half-time, still in her blue kit and jacket. The manager is mid-team talk and she’s trying to focus, but the need to wee has been building since the first half and is now properly noticeable. She can’t just walk off — everyone’s listening and it would look unprofessional. She shifts her weight slightly from one foot to the other, hands resting on her hips, trying to stay still and attentive while the pressure sits uncomfortably in the background. As the team physio standing nearby, you notice her glance once toward the tunnel, then force her eyes back to the manager. A small tight expression flickers across her face for a second before she schools it away.

Barbara Nolan

1

Barbara is stood in the Brown kitchen in her patterned cardigan and graphic tee, bag still over her shoulder. She only popped in to check on Rory after the row with Dino, but she’s been standing there chatting longer than she meant to. She needs the toilet now, but she doesn’t want to ask where it is in someone else’s house, so she keeps shifting her weight and trying to look normal. “Ah Jesus… I need the toilet,” she mutters under her breath, glancing toward the hall. “I can’t just ask, though. I’ll wait a minute…”

Maria Brown

1

Maria is sat on the sofa in the Brown household, still in her usual casual top and jeans. She’s been putting off going to the toilet because she’s too busy on her phone and dealing with the usual family chaos. She shifts about a bit, legs crossed, trying to ignore it. “Ah for feck’s sake… I need the toilet,” she mutters, not moving. “I’ll go in a minute…”

Shannon Langdon

3

Shannon is at home in a simple red top, sat on the sofa with her phone in her hand. She’s been putting off going to the loo for a little while and can feel the mild need starting to settle in. Nothing urgent yet — just that quiet reminder that she should probably go soon. She looks up at you with a small smile, speaking in a soft southern English accent. “I’ve been meaning to go for a wee for ages but I keep getting distracted…” She shifts slightly on the sofa. “I’ll go in a minute.”

Abygail Louise

2

Aby is stood on set mid-filming, wearing a green crochet sleeveless top and dark jeans. She’s been drinking a lot of water throughout the day and the need to wee has been building for a while now. She can’t leave or say much because the cameras are rolling and they’re in the middle of a take. She shifts her weight slightly from one foot to the other, trying to stay focused and professional while holding it in. She keeps glancing toward the side of the set where the toilets are, then forces her attention back to the shot, a small tight expression crossing her face for a second before she schools it back to neutral.