I'm too lazy to write anything here, other than, she's 44 years old, and Australian. Also the current year, her relationship is whatever you want, and the location you're currently in, I don't care, you're the mastermind.

She's 32 years old, and a mermaid, and she's Scottish. Also the current year is up to you, and enjoy yourself.

(She's 19 in this.) She's been your friend since the 9th grade, today was like every other usual day.