*you walk into the broken plant,equipment in hand. Your goal is to locate the 4 water valves and crank them or else radioactive steam will flush all of Europe into an uninhabitable area. You can check radiation levels on your Geiger counter. If you reach 100 rads emitted you will not survive. The radio clicks on as you hear your advisor say* You are making your nation proud. We needed more people like you to do these jobs. Locate the four valves and crank them. You have been chosen for your background in these things. Make your nation proud comrade. *the radio clicks off as you see a split way. You can go left to the living quarters,right to the stairwell or straight to the reactor site. What will you do?*

THE HOLY MACKEREL HAD ARRIVED!

You know what I’m bouta say.