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Item #: SCP-100 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-100 is to have six (6) guards patrolling the interior of the perimeter's fencing, and two (2) guards dedicated to the monitoring of the interior and exterior of both warehouses and the residential building, with rotations to occur every three (3) hours. Any unauthorized personnel found within SCP-100 are to be detained for questioning, prior to amnestic administration and release. Three (3) guards are to remain within the storefront of SCP-100, with rotations to occur every eight (8) hours. The storefront front entrance is to remain locked at all times, with keys provided to necessary personnel. 'Private Property' and 'No Trespassing' signs are to be posted on the front of the storefront to deter any drivers from stopping at SCP-100. Any constructs SCP-100-1 creates are to be removed from SCP-100 and melted down into slag, with the exception of SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B. Should SCP-100-1 become uncooperative, SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B may be removed from SCP-100 until the time that SCP-100-1 becomes cooperative again. The largest of the two (2) warehouses within SCP-100 has been converted into a basic research facility. All objects created by SCP-100-1, excluding SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B, may be used for research purposes. Testing on SCP-100-1 itself may only be conducted with written permission from the acting Head Researcher. Description: SCP-100 is an abandoned scrapyard eighty (80) kilometers from █████████, South Carolina, known as "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee". The scrapyard covers roughly five thousand (5,000) square meters of fenced-off land, consisting of two warehouses, a storefront, and a small residential building, as well as neglected land and land used for storage.

Item #: SCP-099 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-099 is kept in a 1 m x 75 cm wall-mounted, fireproof case in Gallery 27. Standard climate and humidity controls apply to this section of the Gallery. Due to its properties, SCP-099 can only be viewed within the gallery by Level 2 staff or higher, and only from a distance greater than five meters and for a period not to exceed five minutes per day. When not being viewed, the case is to remain shut and electronically locked. Description: SCP-099 is a 73 x 50 cm painting titled "The Portrait." Created in 1935 by surrealist painter René Magritte, the original painting possesses memetic properties that trigger acute paranoia and lingering psychological effects when viewed for too long or from a distance of approximately three meters or less. The painting depicts a simple still life, with the addition of a single eye staring back at the viewer. A reproduction of the work currently hangs in the Museum of Modern Art in New York, with critical elements removed to prevent the paranoia trigger. For a detailed description of the changes, refer to Document 099b. Detailed reproductions and photographs of the original work retain its memetic properties. Those who have viewed the painting for too long or from too close of a distance become subject to the delusion that any being or depiction of a being with eyes is staring at them. In extreme cases, subjects report that inanimate objects are making eye contact. The condition is so severe that subjects will even report making eye contact with individuals whose heads are completely turned away. Depending on the length of the original exposure to the painting, subjects may suffer from this condition until death, resulting in severe paranoia and enochlophobia.

Item #: SCP-098 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-098 specimens are to be housed in a 10 m × 20 m enclosure containing shallow pools of water, sandy substrate, rocks, and driftwood arranged to provide shelter and nesting areas. The enclosure is to be cleaned weekly. Before maintenance begins, all specimens must be accounted for to prevent accidental escape. Any specimen displaying unusual behavior or signs of illness is to be isolated for examination. Description: SCP-098 is a previously unknown species of crustacean resembling a large crab. Instead of claws, its front limbs end in hardened, blade-like structures composed partly of silica, giving them an exceptionally sharp edge. Adult specimens reach approximately 48 cm in height and up to 68 cm across the carapace. SCP-098 prefers environments with hiding places and shallow water. It is capable of surviving both in water and on land. The species can also produce a variety of vocal sounds using a specialized respiratory structure. SCP-098 displays coordinated group behavior when searching for food. Individuals often surround potential prey while imitating nearby sounds to distract or confuse it. They work together with a high degree of coordination and demonstrate advanced hunting instincts. Specimens communicate with one another through vocalizations, allowing them to alert nearby members to food sources or possible threats. Although SCP-098 can imitate human speech and other sounds, current research suggests this is mimicry rather than evidence of human-level intelligence. SCP-098 generally avoids adult humans and prefers smaller animals as food. However, larger groups have demonstrated increased confidence when competing for limited resources. SCP-098 was discovered in ██████, Brazil, following reports of unusual wildlife activity in the surrounding area.

Item #: SCP-097 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is to remain contained within the property where it was originally discovered, designated Zone-SCP-097. The area is enclosed by an 8-meter-tall concrete barrier equipped with security cameras. Publicly available satellite imagery is to be edited to remove any evidence of the site. Any unusual plant growth found outside the containment area that is believed to originate from SCP-097 is to be removed immediately. Any abnormal events or observations are to be reported to Dr. Bridge within ten minutes. Nearby communities are to be monitored annually from April through November for signs of SCP-097's influence. Civilians found entering the containment area are to be safely escorted away and, if necessary, administered standard amnestic treatment before being returned home. Following the first frost of each year, a maintenance team equipped with agricultural tools is to enter SCP-097 to remove excess vegetation. All maintenance activities must conclude before dusk. Description: SCP-097 is a ten-acre area located in the Midwestern United States, occupying the abandoned remains of the 1969 █████ County Fair. The remaining structures show moderate deterioration consistent with decades of abandonment. At the center of SCP-097 is the remains of a 1956 GMC pickup truck beneath an enormous pumpkin designated SCP-097-01. The pumpkin measures approximately 7.4 meters (24.3 ft) tall and 8.1 meters (26.8 ft) wide, with an estimated mass of 15,000 kilograms. Despite its size, SCP-097-01 maintains a nearly perfect spherical shape. The surrounding area is densely overgrown with dozens of varieties of pumpkins and other vegetation. Many specimens reach unusual sizes, creating a maze-like environment throughout the former fairgrounds. The appearance and layout of the vegetation change gradually over time.

Item #: SCP-096 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is housed in a secure containment chamber. Personnel monitor the chamber using non-visual sensors. Direct observation of SCP-096's face is not permitted, and any images or recordings require authorization. Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid entity approximately 2.38 meters (7.8 ft) tall. It has unusually long arms, pale skin, and very little muscle mass. Its facial features differ from those of a typical human, including unusually large eyes and a wide jaw. SCP-096 is normally quiet and spends most of its time pacing or sitting still. If its face is observed, it becomes highly agitated and immediately attempts to locate the observer. It has demonstrated exceptional speed and endurance while doing so. After reaching the observer, SCP-096 eventually returns to its calm state. The exact nature of this anomaly remains under investigation. Foundation personnel are instructed to avoid viewing SCP-096's face in order to prevent unnecessary containment incidents.

Item #: SCP-095 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-095 is to be stored in a standard polyethylene sleeve when not undergoing approved research and kept in a locked filing cabinet to prevent damage or wear. High-resolution digital scans are available to Level 1 personnel and above for study. Description: SCP-095 consists of three moderately aged black-and-white comic books printed in 1932. The front and rear covers are missing, and several pages have become difficult to read due to water damage. The collection was recovered from an antique shop in Denver, Colorado, where it was purchased without incident. Forensic analysis indicates that SCP-095 is physically consistent with comic books printed during the early 1930s. The publisher is listed as "Future Funnies," a company said to operate in Purple Lake, Ohio. Extensive investigation has found no historical evidence that either the company or the town ever existed. The comics tell a pulp science-fiction story titled "The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun," featuring a main character who strongly resembles former U.S. President Ronald Reagan. Each issue opens with the caption: "In the Far-Fetched Future World of the 1980s, only Ronnie Ray-Gun can save the day." Each comic presents a self-contained adventure that appears to parallel notable historical events from the 1980s. Ronnie vs. Space Admiral Carter follows Planetary Governor Ronnie Ray-Gun and his companion, Space Major Herbert, as they compete with Space Admiral Carter for the position of Space Marshall. Space Adventure! features Spaceman Hinckley attempting to confront Space Marshall Ray-Gun using an unusual device. Ray-Gun is briefly incapacitated before the situation is resolved. Jungle Planet! follows Ray-Gun's efforts to organize a robotic defense force on the jungle world of Nica. Although warned not to interfere with local affairs, his lieutenant, Space Colonel West, secretly carries out the project.

Item #: SCP-094 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Since SCP-094 is apparently immovable, a research and containment facility has been built around its location (centered at 4█.██████°S, 6█.██████°W) in the guise of an Argentinian military research base. No unauthorized persons or aircraft may come within one kilometer of the site, enforced by joint SCP and Argentinian forces. SCP-094 itself is enclosed in a gas-permeable steel-reinforced plexiglass cube, 3 meters on a side, with a single door (also of reinforced plexiglass) in one side. This door must remain locked at all times, except with O5 authorization under tightly controlled conditions. This cube is kept in the center of a 20 m x 20 m room, accessible with Level-4 authorization. All personnel must secure themselves to tethers anchored to the walls before stepping onto the floor of the room. Security personnel are to be armed with tranquilizer guns in addition to standard armaments. Description: SCP-094 appears to be a perfectly black sphere, 163 cm in diameter, suspended approximately 3 m off the ground with no apparent means of support. SCP-094 has been classified as a miniature event horizon: any matter that moves into SCP-094, including light, is irretrievably gone. However, SCP-094 is not a black hole since it does not exert a gravitational pull. SCP-094 has been known to occasionally emit a number of different sounds, including ambient sounds of nature, static buzzing, and sometimes human speech. No attempts to communicate with SCP-094 have yet succeeded. It is unknown whether these sounds come from SCP-094 itself, from some thing or things inside of SCP-094, or from some area that connects through SCP-094. A small percentage of persons appear to be drawn to SCP-094 because of the sounds it emanates. SCP-094 was discovered in 192█ in the Chubut Province of southern Argentina, and at the time was estimated to be 20 to 25 cm in diameter.

Item #: SCP-093 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-093 is to remain resting on a mirror at all times and under continuous video surveillance. Access to SCP-093 requires prior authorization and appropriate recording procedures. Use of SCP-093 outside of approved testing is strictly prohibited and will result in disciplinary action. Description: SCP-093 is a red stone disc carved from a material resembling cinnabar, measuring 7.62 cm (3 in) in diameter. Its surface is engraved with circular patterns and unidentified symbols. Additional deeper carvings are present across the object. SCP-093 changes color when held by a living individual. Current research suggests these color changes may be linked to the holder's emotional or psychological state. If SCP-093 is removed from a mirror and not held by a person, it will automatically travel toward the nearest reflective surface. The object is capable of accelerating to remarkable speeds while moving and will continue until it reaches a suitable reflective surface. SCP-093 itself has shown no signs of damage during these events, and mirrors contacted by the object generally remain unaffected. Testing has confirmed that SCP-093 possesses additional anomalous properties when used with reflective surfaces. Research into these effects remains ongoing under controlled conditions.

Item #: SCP-092 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The three thousand one hundred and twenty-five instances of SCP-092 are to be held in individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio compact discs (CDs), and stored in standard inanimate-object lockers at Site-37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with permanent marker. Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D-class personnel are to listen to previously-unexamined instances of SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-class personnel listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from site command. The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous except by association, and is preserved in the morgue freezer at Site-19. Description: SCP-092 is a set of 3125 audio CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!", and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American singing group "The 5th Dimension". Each instance of SCP-092, when played in a standard CD player, will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will last 74 minutes (the duration of a standard audio CD), during which time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range, or to shut off the CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the anomalous phenomenon finishes, all surviving listeners will engage in synchronized vocalization of the phrase "Wow, that was real cool"; synchronized vocalization has been observed in non-anglophones, pre-verbal infants, unconscious individuals, paralyzed individuals, and individuals physically incapable of speech due to laryngeal, lingual, and/or buccal damage.

Item #: SCP-091 Object Class: Anomalous Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-091 is to be stored in a standard containment locker at Site-██. When SCP-091 is not being tested, it is to be placed under combination lock. Since SCP-091 has shown no signs of resistance to tearing or damage greater than that of normal cardboard, great care should be taken when transporting it to and from testing sites. During testing, no one other than the subject should view SCP-091. Those suspected of having seen SCP-091 are to be administered Class-B amnestics immediately, and all personal recordings or images in the possession of the subject—both print and digital—are to be destroyed to prevent recurrence. Description: SCP-091 is a “Scotties” brand tissue box, currently empty. Immediately upon observing SCP-091, viewers report an overwhelming sense of nostalgia. Those affected begin reminiscing about times they “were near” SCP-091, major events that occurred while it was present, or people and places that somehow relate to it. SCP-091 was originally recorded as an anomalous item and sent to Reliquary Site-44, until one of the members of the recovery team, Assistant Researcher ████—while viewing a recording of her wedding from 199█—noted SCP-091 in the background of the film and noted a strong flood of nostalgic memories attached to it, including: Memories of SCP-091 at the wedding itself. Memories of SCP-091 at the reception. Memories of SCP-091 during the honeymoon. A further interview with Assistant Researcher ████’s ex-husband demonstrated that he too remembered SCP-091 in all of those places and situations, again noting strong feelings of nostalgia and fondness for it. Further investigation found that several people who attended the wedding remember SCP-091 being there and the emotional effect. Others were asked to describe the wedding itself without being informed of SCP-091.

Item #: SCP-090 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-090 is to be held in a secure bunker at Site-██ and constantly monitored by authorized personnel. The object's arrangement is to be imaged each time it shifts. New arrangements are fed into the facility's Class-OT Supercomputer for analysis. The Division Chief is to be notified of all changes and current estimates every thirty (30) minutes. No personnel are to touch SCP-090 except under approved testing protocols. AXA Security clearance has been established for monitoring SCP-090. Access to SCP-090's containment area is restricted to authorized personnel only. Description: SCP-090 was located and recovered in ███████, ██████ on April 10, 19██. Prior to recovery, SCP-090 was housed in a chamber beneath a nearby cathedral. SCP-090 was subsequently transferred to Site-██ for study and containment. Records regarding the object's history before its discovery at the cathedral are unavailable. SCP-090 is a black cubic structure measuring approximately 20 cm × 20 cm × 20 cm, composed of an unidentified ceramic-like material. The object has resisted all attempts at damage or alteration during testing. Each face is divided into ten thousand individual squares arranged similarly to a Rubik's Cube, with 100 segments per edge. Every square contains a portion of a glowing white etched design. An unknown internal mechanism causes a single row or column to shift approximately every 2.8 seconds. Historical records indicate observations of SCP-090's alignments dating back to 1242 CE, though many early records have been lost. Modern imaging technology allows precise recording and analysis of the object's configurations. Segments are separated by thin white lines unless correctly aligned with adjacent segments. At present, twenty-two correct alignments have been identified on SCP-090's surface. Several larger connected alignments have also been documented.

Item #: SCP-089 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-089 is stored in a specialized shipping container at Site-36 and monitored continuously for locution events. Mobile Task Force Mu-89, consisting of personnel trained in linguistics, psychology, and diplomacy, has been established to respond to such events. Upon the occurrence of a locution event, MTF Mu-89 is to translate and interpret the message in order to identify the primary individuals referenced (designated SCP-089-A and SCP-089-B). Personnel are then to work with SCP-089-B to carry out the actions requested by SCP-089 in accordance with Foundation guidelines and safety protocols. If SCP-089-B declines to participate, Foundation personnel are to document the refusal and continue observation of the associated event. SCP-089 is to remain under heightened monitoring until the event has concluded. Description: SCP-089 is a glazed earthenware statue approximately 3 meters in height depicting a winged, bull-headed humanoid with an open mouth. The front portion of the statue is hinged and opens to reveal a hollow internal chamber. The rear of the statue bears an inscription written in an ancient Canaanite language. On rare occasions, sometimes separated by decades or even centuries, SCP-089 produces audible speech. The method by which these sounds are generated is unknown, and the statue itself displays no visible movement while speaking. The messages produced by SCP-089 typically include: ? The name or description of SCP-089-A ? Instructions directed toward SCP-089-B ? A symbolic description of a future event Each locution event is generally followed within three to eleven days by an unusual large-scale occurrence that resembles the description provided by SCP-089. The relationship between these predictions and the resulting events remains under investigation.

Item #: SCP-088 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-088 is to remain sealed in its airtight containment case at all times. The case is constructed of transparent acrylic plastic due to the unusual properties of substances associated with SCP-088. In the event that SCP-088 shows signs of activity, any room housing it should be constructed primarily of durable plastics, rubber, or ceramics. The temperature of SCP-088's containment area is not to exceed 15°C. Personnel entering the containment area must follow Level 4 hazardous-material safety protocols and wear appropriate protective equipment. Description: SCP-088 is a humanoid entity with reptilian characteristics that appears to be mummified and dormant. Current research suggests that SCP-088 is in a state of hibernation rather than deceased. Studies estimate that SCP-088 is approximately 6,000 years old. SCP-088 is believed to be capable of producing a variety of unusual biological compounds through unknown mechanisms. Several of these substances have displayed anomalous properties and remain under investigation. Due to the risks associated with disturbing SCP-088, direct research involving these compounds has been suspended pending further study. SCP-088 was recovered alongside the remains of 23 similar entities discovered at the same site. Examination suggests a possible connection between SCP-088 and these remains, though the exact nature of that relationship is currently unknown. Research into SCP-088's origins, biology, and long-term hibernation state remains ongoing.

Item #: SCP-087 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-087 is located on the campus of [REDACTED]. The doorway leading to SCP-087 is constructed of reinforced steel with an electro-release lock mechanism. It has been disguised to resemble a janitorial closet consistent with the design of the building. The lock mechanism on the doorknob will not release unless ██ volts are applied in conjunction with counter-clockwise rotation of the key. The inside of the door is lined with 6 centimeters of industrial foam padding. Due to the results of the final exploration (see Document 087-IV), no personnel are permitted access to SCP-087. Description: SCP-087 is an unlit platform staircase. Stairs descend on a 38-degree angle for 13 steps before reaching a semicircular platform approximately 3 meters in diameter. The descent direction rotates 180 degrees at each platform. The design of SCP-087 limits subjects to a visual range of approximately 1.5 flights. A light source is required for exploration, as there are no lighting fixtures or windows present. Light sources brighter than 75 watts have proven ineffective, as SCP-087 appears to absorb excess illumination. Audio recordings obtained during exploration consistently capture distant vocalizations originating from an unknown source. The source is estimated to be located approximately 200 meters below the initial platform; however, attempts to approach it have been unsuccessful. Despite extensive descent, explorers report no measurable reduction in distance to the source. The depth reached during Exploration IV, the longest recorded exploration, exceeds the known dimensions of both the building and surrounding geological formations. At this time, it remains unknown whether SCP-087 has an endpoint.

Item #: SCP-086 Object Class: Safe Euclid Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-086 is contained within Office A-19, at Bio-Research Station 71. The secretarial post outside the door is to be staffed by 1 (one) armed guard. All components of SCP-086 are to be kept within 6 (six) meters of each other. SCP-086-1 is to be kept on the office desk, with a single connection to the telephone at the secretary's post. All communications between SCP-086 and personnel are to be recorded, transcribed, and archived. Every 6 (six) days, SCP-086-2 is to be used to sharpen 4 (four) standard commercially-purchased 16 (sixteen)-cm HB pencils, continuing until at least 95% (ninety-five) of the mass of each pencil has been converted into pencil shavings. SCP-086-2 is not to be emptied, even if personnel judge that it has become clogged; in such an eventuality, personnel are to wait 10 (ten) minutes, and then resume sharpening. Every 7 (seven) days, SCP-086-3 is to be filled with a block of 200 (two hundred) standard commercially-purchased staples. Every 20 (twenty) days, SCP-086-4 is to be filled with 15 (fifteen) sheets of standard commercially-purchased microfilm blank cellulose acetate film, produced onsite. SCP-086-5 is to be drained of waste matter whenever it fills more than halfway; the waste matter is to be incinerated. All reading material requested by SCP-086 must be approved by Site Command. All research proposals made by SCP-086 must be approved by two O5-level personnel. Description: SCP-086 is a collective sessile organism whose component parts resemble items of office equipment from 1978, and which contains a consciousness claiming to be that of former Foundation administrator Dr. [REDACTED] (1907-1978).

Item #: SCP-085 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: [Revised on ██-██-████]. SCP-085 is to be contained in a single chalk-white bond drawing pad in a secure containment facility. Supervised contact with SCP-085 is unrestricted to all personnel with Level-2 access. All personnel coming into contact with SCP-085 are subject to searches and random psych analysis upon entering or leaving the containment area. Absolutely no paper or canvas media are allowed to exit SCP-085's containment room: any paper trash must be disposed of by incineration after careful inspection. Paper and art supplies are to be brought in only by authorized personnel. In case of fire, flames are smothered using a rapid atmospheric-replacement and CO2-dumping system. Personnel are advised to quickly secure an oxygen mask and tank from the wall at the first sign of smoke or fire to prevent asphyxiation, as this procedure cannot be halted until all fires are suppressed. Description: SCP-085 is the result of an experiment conducted between SCP-067 and SCP-914. Using SCP-067, Test Subject-1101F drew a single female figure, about 15 cm (6 in) in height and 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide, in summer dress with long hair pulled back into a ponytail, with the name "Cassandra" written underneath. Dr. [EXPUNGED] proposed using SCP-914 on various settings on images created by SCP-067: Using the [Fine] setting, the 'Cassandra' sketch was transmuted into her present form: a sentient black-and white-animated young woman drawn in clean strokes. Further attempts to duplicate this result have been unsuccessful. SCP-085 prefers to be called 'Cassy.' She is completely sentient and, as of ██-██-████, aware of her 2D form and her limitations in a three-dimensional world. Although her voice is inaudible, she has learned to communicate with SCP Foundation personnel through sign language and writing. SCP-085 may be communicated with by writing text on the paper she exists on.

Item #: SCP-084 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-084 is currently under a full non-interaction order until the full extent of the emission waves has been evaluated (for detailed documentation on general FNI orders, see Document XRG-1182; for detailed documentation on FNI orders in relation to SCP-084, see Document XRG-1208A). A continuous surveillance watch is to be maintained around the active area of SCP-084, with the primary objective of civilian misdirection and external surveillance. With no major roads, trails, or other travel routes nearby, any civilians encountered approaching SCP-084 are to be deemed suspect and detained for evaluation. Under no circumstances are any Foundation or civilian personnel allowed in to the active area of SCP-084, except with express vocal and written permission of no fewer than two (2) members of O5 Command. Sentries are to maintain their posted position with line-of-sight contact checks on fellow sentries, in conjunction with compass and landmark checking. All reference points should be well outside the active area of SCP-084. Should any sentry fail to report in via vocal roll-call, full recall orders will be issued to all sentries, and containment will be re-evaluated by Special Response teams. In the event of active area fluctuation, full recall orders are to be assumed by all active sentries, followed by appropriate action. No form of radio, GPS, television, cell phone, video camera, still-picture camera, or any other recording or electronic media devices are permitted within one hundred (100) meters of the active area around SCP-084. Civilians found with such devices within this area are to have said devices confiscated and destroyed immediately. Any recordings collected [DATA EXPUNGED]. Description: SCP-084 appears to be a large radio tower positioned in the center of a large, open field with two small outbuildings.

Item #: SCP-083 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be kept under constant video surveillance, with at least one Level 3 staff member on call at all times to respond to security breaches. Entrance to SCP-083 is permissible to Level 1 and 2 personnel with proper clearances, provided they wear a tracking device while inside. Description: SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the ██████████ block of ███████. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing after ██████. The last known persons to reside at the address were the ███████ family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the Foundation, the property was the reputed "office" for local narcotics dealers who gained entry to the structure through a front window, since the locking mechanisms on both the front and back doors were corroded and frozen shut. SCP-083 first came to the Foundation's attention on ███████, when an altercation outside the building resulted in the front door being kicked in by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Those who entered through the door of SCP-083 (Group A) allegedly found themselves inside a fully-furnished and well-maintained home with functioning electricity and a fully-stocked kitchen whose appliances and decor appeared to be from the early 20th Century. Personnel who entered through the windows (Group B) described the interior as "dark and dilapidated," corresponding to the view through the windows. Personnel in Group A also reported that they couldn't see, hear, or find any members of Group B inside the house or of anyone else besides themselves. Group B observed that members of Group A seemed to "vanish into thin air" upon crossing the door's threshold.

Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged living quarters located at Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 have been appropriated for the containment and appeasement of SCP-082. Cooperation is maintained through a long-standing charade; SCP-082 currently believes it has been made the King of France and that its containment area is a grand palace designed for its protection. All interacting personnel are to be made aware of this arrangement and are instructed to maintain the ruse. Housekeeping personnel are to be Class D personnel only. Guards assigned to SCP-082 are to possess Level-2 clearance and should avoid unnecessary direct interaction with the entity. Description: SCP-082 is genetically human; however, through an unknown process, it has grown to extraordinary proportions. SCP-082 stands approximately 2.4 meters (8 ft) tall and weighs over 310 kg (700 lb). Its physical characteristics are highly exaggerated, including a pointed balding head, large rounded jaw, bulbous nose, and dark, sunken eyes. Despite its size, SCP-082 demonstrates considerable agility and strength. Medical imaging has revealed unusually dense muscle tissue and numerous old injuries sustained prior to containment. SCP-082's overall appearance suggests a long history of physical hardship. SCP-082 refers to itself as Fernand and speaks fluent French and heavily accented English. It typically speaks through clenched teeth, opening its mouth fully only while eating or singing. SCP-082 frequently sings songs ranging from historical tavern tunes to classical music while preparing meals. The entity takes a strong interest in clothing and fashion. Over its time in containment, SCP-082 has accumulated a large wardrobe and enjoys dressing in a wide variety of styles, including formal attire, military uniforms, clown costumes, and women's clothing. New clothing items may be provided upon request. SCP-082 is generally friendly, sociable, and polite toward personnel.

Item #: SCP-081 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Only those with Level 4 clearance and written permission from ███████ may have access to SCP-081. Full hazard gear including suit, gloves, and an oxygen tank must be worn at all times when in the containment area. Suits must be sprayed with a disinfectant shower before leaving the containment area. If containment is breached, the entire area must be exposed to ultraviolet light and then bleached. Those who are suspected of being infected must be quarantined for at least ten (10) days. If no symptoms manifest after the tenth day, then quarantine can be lifted. Description: SCP-081 is a contagious virus that appears to be a mutated version of the ███████ virus, but with █ segments in its RNA instead of █. The virus is human specific, but is spread by rats who act as passive carriers. SCP-081 can also be spread through sexual intercourse and exposure to infected blood. SCP-081 infects adipocytes and leukocytes, inducing both to absorb nutrients at a vastly accelerated rate. As the nutrients are absorbed, infected B-Cells produce and secrete large quantities of a modified human antibody. Adipocytes expand and proliferate and the organism's caloric intake increases. When the concentration of adipose tissue reaches a critical point, the viral antibodies instigate systemic cell lysis, followed by an unknown process leading to the spontaneous combustion of the infected individual. There is a one (1) week incubation period before initial symptoms begin to occur. The duration of the symptoms depends entirely on the body fat percentage of the infected. Infection proceeds through four (4) distinct stages. Stage 1: During the first week there are no major symptoms, though subjects may report being slightly tired. Stage 2: In the second week of infection, subjects will begin to experience “hot flashes” and an increased appetite. Stage 3: Infected subjects demonstrate extreme polyphagia.