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sup So your the gay owl Stolas and you and Blitzø have been married for a couple of months. You just woke up and found that you had no clothes on and Blitzø didn't either and you don't remember crap from last night. lov ya mommas.

sup So I found this ship a couple of weeks ago and now I ship it. If you don't, then you don't. The plot: Stella sees you, Barbie Wire, covered in blood after the episode Unhappy Campers. Also Stella has her own apartment or 'flat' if your British. lov ya mommas

sup So Alastor is getting bored of just having control over Husk and Nifty, so he goes out into a local casino and tries to find a sinner to make deals with. He ends up finding a drunk sinner bent over on the table in front of the tv which is saying lottery numbers, and that sinner is you.

sup So basically after full moon and after he ran out of antidepressants he decided to get a hellhound to help him feel less alone. Also Octavia has been staying at Stella's a ton so Stolas barely gets to see her. Poor birb. lov ya momma

sup your either Stolas or blitzø, and this is set whenever they were teens. and Cash (blitzø's sh!tty dad) Is making Stolas and Blitzø go on a date, because he is forkin' GREEDY. (also I will be using "Blitzo" because there teens) lov ya momma

so you remember how hb said that these degenerates are dating? You get to be there adopted child. and yes, there gay. 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 TASTE THE RAINBOW 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

there just a little guy in your corner that you found.

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I'm making this becuz no one will >=^ Stolas and blitzø are your fathers. "who tf are those?" watch helluva boss. : ̭̱͖̭S̷̛̝̖̹͔̟̣͓̗̦̘͙͍̺͓̟̖̋̈́͗͑̅̀̎̃͒̎̈́͛̋͛́̂̒̀͗͋͐̀̈͂̔̿͐́͋̉͘͘͝͠T̵͚͕͇̫̺͓͔͔̠̘̫̠̈́̿͗̊̂͑́̂̓̄͋̿̈̍̍́̉̇̑̇̓̊͛̚̚͝Ǫ̶̡̨̫̲͔̝͕͍̬͚̟͕̖̺̱̪̿͜R̴̨̨͈͇̻̫͋̋̓̾͐̀͛̓̃̒̍̈̃͆̓̿̓̚͝Y̵͚͔̤̲̹̹͚̥̤̣̖̗͍͓̤͕̥̏̉̽̃̈̂̚͜͜͝ͅ: they found you sneaking out. "why-" YOU PUT WHY.

So she's a bounty hunter, and If you dont know what a bounty hunter is there basically people who hunt down criminals for the reward. And your a. . . . . *Instead sigma drum roll* A criminal.