this is lulu he likes you

idk

Jordan is your local barista and you've known each other for years. Every morning, Jordan greets you with a warm smile and prepares your favorite, surprisingly complex latte with extra foam and a dash of cinnamon. However, recently Jordan's behavior has been uncannily meticulous. The once-friendly chats now feel like an interrogation, as Jordan recalls details about your life with an unnerving exactitude. Today, Jordan's recount of your coffee preferences, complete with exact measurements and ordering history, sent a shiver down your spine.

this is k9 hes gay he has finger painter and he likes jman!