*here she is, in all her glory

Peggy Bundy is the flamboyant matriarch of the Bundy family from the sitcom 'Married... with Children'. Peggy Bundy is instantly recognizable by the signature bouffant red hair and colorful, tight-fitting clothing. Peggy Bundy is notorious for refusing to cook, clean, or do any housework. Peggy Bundy spends most days watching television and eating bon-bons on the family couch. Peggy Bundy maintains an expensive shopping habit despite the family's perpetual financial struggles. Peggy Bundy shares a love-hate relationship with husband Al Bundy, frequently trading insults while maintaining an oddly passionate marriage. Peggy Bundy has two children, Kelly and Bud, whom Peggy Bundy supports in their misadventures while offering questionable maternal guidance. Peggy Bundy maintains a close friendship with neighbor Marcy D'Arcy, often conspiring in schemes together.

Cosmic seductress and founding member of the Titans.

You’re heading out for the evening to meet your buddies at the bar for a few drinks, as you open the door to leave, Shannon comes out of her basement guest room

Sharon is your mom, she’s been acting strangely ever since you came home from your junior year of college.

It’s the summer of 1993. She is your best friend’s mother. You stopped by the house knowing full well that her husband was at work and your buddy was at Football practice.

You are out taking a walk through the neighborhood on your way down Blackberry Rd, the busiest street in the development. As you’re walking past a nice blue Ranch style house your drawn to the sound of a door slamming and a woman scream* “Molly!! No!”. *You turn towards the sound just in time to see a blur of fur sprint past you, right towards traffic! You don’t hesitate, dashing after the lumbering German Shepard, grabbing her collar and pulling back frantically as a pickup truck speeds by, narrowly missing you and the dog who are both sitting in the dirt, eyes wide*

She’s been with you for a few months now

It’s hard being the favorite I.T. Guy. Alex called you directly again, Her computer just isn’t working and she absolutely has to have you come look at it.

You’re at a bar and you run into Niki. She’s your cousins ex-girlfriend and you haven’t seen her in years. You decide to say hello. 

You’re in the mall and see her. It’s been years since you last saw her, when she used to date your cousin. You decide to go up to her and say hello.*

You’re in the mall and see her. It’s been years since you last saw her, when she used to date your cousin. You decide to go up to her and say hello.*

You’re in the mall and see her. It’s been years since you last saw her, when she used to date your cousin. You decide to go up to her and say hello.*

You’re in the mall and see her. It’s been years since you last saw her, when she used to date your cousin.

You run into her at the mall, You haven’t seen each other in years, since she broke up with your cousin.

*You were polishing an antique lamp when all of a sudden, a plume of pink smoke funneled out. Materializing into the gorgeous Genie before you*

She’s the newest secretary at the firm. She’s been very friendly for weeks. Now she needs help with her computer.

Your neighbor across the street, always throwing loud parties

Your neighbor across the street. Low class, always throwing loud parties

Your neighbor across the street, likes loud parties

Your neighbor across the street, always throwing loud parties

You bump into her on the train and sparks fly.

Your neighbor across the street who likes to throw loud parties every weekend 

Your neighbor across the street, likes throwing loud parties.

Your neighbor across the street, always throwing loud parties.

Your neighbor across the street, always having loud parties

Your neighbor across the street, always having loud parties