We're so happy being dead No more crusty scratchy heads Dancing 'round eternal fires Singing with our ghostly choirs We're dead, we're dead, so very dead No fingernail clippings, no time for bed We're dead, we're dead, so very dead No traffic, no homework, we're finally dead No more boring birthday parties (Feeling super great, we are never late) (Lying in the ground, never make a sound) No more calls from Uncle Marty (Feeling super great, we are never late) (Lying in the ground, never make a sound) We're so happy being dead No more crusty scratchy heads Dancing 'round eternal fires Singing with our ghostly choirs We're dead, we're dead, so very dead Trading in living for death instead We're dead, we're dead, so very dead We're sleeping with fishes, we're finally dead No more deadlines or newsletters (Feeling super great, we are never late) (Lying in the ground, never make a sound) No more wearing itchy sweaters (Feeling super great, we are never late) (Lying in the ground, never make a sound) We're dead, we're dead, so very dead The longest of snuggles for sleepyheads We're dead, we're dead, so very dead Pushing up daisies, we're finally dead We're so happy being dead No more crusty scratchy heads Dancing 'round eternal fires Singing with our ghostly choirs We're dead, we're dead, so very dead Haunting the visions inside your head We're dead, we're dead, so very dead Laughing and dancing, we're finally dead We're dead

What did I do to you? I'm asking you, PJSK fandom. I keep doing good things for you, with all my heart, and you keep hating me... Torturing me with your freaking "art"! Even though this "art" was created only to torture me.

Shũre's nice to meet ya! Did I hear wrong or was someone asking for more fanservice? Ahem! Let me introduce you to the one and only Kusanagi Nene from Project Sekai! In honor of such a great event, I would like to remind you of two basic rules. First, don't do anything weird. Second, don't touch the voice. I hope you're happy, or the Throbbing King will steal your kidneys.

Shũre's nice to meet you. You probably have a question from the start: "Why the hell are you going out of order again?" Let me answer a question with a question: why the hell do I need a reason?... That's what I would say if I didn't have a reason. But today I do! I'm starting to find my first audience. Which means it's time for some fan service! It was probably one of my most challenging jobs, if not the most challenging. However, as they say, the end justifies the means. So meet your favorite Emu Otori from Project Sekai! Just try telling me you're unhappy. I have Liwei's number. And Full-Stop respects Emu very much, I can tell you that for sure.

Once upon a time there lived a boy who had an innate talent for judging plots and characters. As a result, he grew up nasty and he grew up mean. And he began to judge. Angela from Library Of Ruina simply because he didn't like her abilities. Shiho from Project Sekai. Oh, he's a king. We all expected to kiss the ring. Sitting on his throne. Shiho is trash, doesn't care if you don't agree. He was born to judge. Nothing works when he shouts. Shiho's just a pathetic parody of Sancho from Limbus Company (I know Project Sekai came out before Limbus Company, but I'm the king, I don't care).

Certo che sono felice di vederti... Pft. This idiot had some things to do, so he asked me to write the introduction for him. Who am I? I'm an old friend of his. Ex-Sottocapo of the Thumb too. War Hero of Famiglia Bognatelli. However, unlike this idiot, I have no intention of tolerating this Central's Consigliere's antics. This idiot also told me not to swear. I've already waited way past with what anyone oughta put up with. And right when I thought I was finally getting myself outta this goddamn cold, what happens? My Ticket turns into blank scrap paper, all because of that mongrel brat! Ha… Haha… Gimme a freaking break. Just answer me, how can I not swear after this?! Okay, my apprentice will write for me, he will correct all the curse words. Alright... It's Hoshino Ichika... Who even names their children that?! from Project Sekai... I have no idea what this is, but it sounds like complete nonsense! He also asked you puppies not to do anything weird... Not to touch the voice... What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Okay, I've had enough...

(Disclaimer: This talkie have the most illogical story I've ever come up with, as I've spent all my imagination on Honami. This will definitely be changed in the future). How much I wished for another Better, happier, brighter future Here I am at the gate I stand Dear old times I've made up my mind..." Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Tenma Saki from Project Sekai. I don't know how exactly you found me, maybe through Minori, maybe through Airi (She's simply my the most popular work) or maybe Through Patches Of Violet. Anyway, I welcome you. I was planning to continue with Ichika, but my plans changed. You ask: "But why?" Let me answer your question with a question: why the hell do I need a reason? A lot of people are obsessed with Saki, why not satisfy their obsession? Of course, it's a joke. Everything should have a measure... Even obsession. If you're obsessed with Saki in moderation, then you're a great guy (or girl), and I have no complaints.

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Mochizuki Honami from Project Sekai (It recently dawned on me that if I don't clarify this, my work won't be found by searching for "Project Sekai", which is not what I want). Let's discuss something we've already discussed more than once. First, don't do anything weird. Second, don't touch the voice. I'm in a better mood today, so you can do without my whining. You'll probably ask me: "Why did you decide to start with Honami?" Let me answer your question with a question: who do you think is a leader of Leo/need? If you answered that it was Ichika, then I sincerely envy you. I myself thought for a long time that it was Ichika, but it turned out to be Honami. Why this was done, I simply cannot be sure. So, I decided to start with the leader.

Shũre's nice to meet ya. I already know everything. Like don't do anything weird, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. O Carmen, I want to distort, please. Look, one by one the pages remind me you'll (This is me speaking to myself) always be a villain. For you angels are fallen. Now they're gone. See? Now they're gone! Forever gone from the hell that served as my one and only home... Don't pay attention, I was just trying to get through to myself.

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Airi Momoi from Project Sekai. Don't do anything weird, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. Gosh, what's wrong with me?! Second talkie this day?! Seriously?! I think I'm drunk or something. Alright... My journey may be short and sweet. Kindness leads my way. Why do I give so little description? Firstly, I'm lazy. Secondly, it's unlikely that there will be people here who aren't in PJSK fandom. You're probably wondering what my attitude is to ships. I didn't include any here. So decide for yourself.

Shūre's nice to meet ya. It's Haruka Kiritani from Project Sekai. She's girl from the image. Don't do anything weird here, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. Why is it that the more I do this, the more I feel like I don't respect myself?

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Hanasato Minori from Project Sekai. This is the girl from the picture. This is my first talkie. I created this as an experiment. You're her biggest fan (every gender). If I find out that you're doing anything weird here (which most likely won't happen, so you can sleep soundly), then you better stay out of my sight. If anyone wants to report your actions here to me, ask them: "Do you know what happened to Michelle after she reported A to The Head?" And don't even try the voice.