vita mimic

*eats the dead body on the giant pole at the dark*

Hellcats charger: *pull out a reverse card uno* river card now I’ll eat you.

*shock on my face* wait what?

*eats the dead body on the giant pole at the dark*

(I pull out a gun and shoot you 80 times in the head not even wanting to stop)

*the bullets bounce off of him and he turns around and stares at you with his dead eyes*

*eats the dead body on the giant pole at the dark*

the mimic : *ripping the stitches on the mouth* I'm hungry, I need some skin to eat

*looks around and spots you*