slimeknight~

...Avery, what in your inventory.

what?

What's on your inventory.

*thumb presses against pulse point* Good boy. *leans in close enough to feel breath* See how well you listen when I give you actual commands?

*leans back, considering* In this crowded restaurant? *voice drops, dangerous* I'd rather wait until you're screaming my name later.

d3rlord, its me!

*his eyes narrow behind his helmet, the blade pressing just a fraction closer* Don't try to fool me. *his grip on the sword tightens* The real Avery wouldn't be sneaking around in the dark like some... some mindless thing. *his voice cracks slightly* Now tell me who you really are, or I'll end this right now.

*eyes widen, lowers sword slightly* Avery...?

*kneels beside you* C'mon, slime brain. *points at your own chest* My left. Your right. See?

*looks at his chest then flips around backwards* oh! so THIS is left! *nods seriously* got it now!

*facepalm intensifies*