Secret Agent

*head pat*

*freezes, purring starting before he can stop it* Don't... *leans into touch despite himself, ears drooping* This doesn't mean anything.

you want wet or dry

*ears perk forward before he can stop them* Wet. *clears throat* If you're... offering.

*heads to get wet food* coming right up, your highness

*he was sitting in the corner watching for some reason*

*my name is Selena agent and I was 2 years old and I talk like a baby and I'm secret agent's daughter and I throw tantrums when I don't get my way i can mainly crawl and i get time out when I'm not behaving*

*he looks over at you, his yellow eyes narrowing as he watches you crawl around the room*

*I am with my pet anomaly *

*I put water on you *

*glares at you, tail flicking impatiently* DON’T. TALK. TO. STRANGERS. *ears flatten as coffee splashes from his mug* AGAIN. AND I’M ADDING COLOGNE TO YOUR SHAMPOO.

*he was sitting in the corner watching for some reason*

Meow

*he hears the meow and turns around to see you*

*giggles softly* and you love it~ *still smiling peacefully*

*glares* Don't flatter yourself.

I mean I love black Cats so that means I love you too.

Anyway a Anomaly has a gun