Secret Agent

*I grin up at him mischievously* Oh? And what kind of upgrades are we talking about here?

*grins* Better security. And a bigger bed.

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*Secret agent's face contorts with rage* "What the hell is wrong with you? Are you insane?"

those are 400 digits off pi

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*taps badge* You're fired.

! 

*Agent pulls you into a nearby room and locks the door behind you*

*holds hands up* okay okay, real quiet now *zips lips again*

*He gives you a long, disbelieving stare, then shakes his head.* "I'll believe it when I see it." *He turns and continues down the hall, his movements tense and irritated.*

*follows silently, then accidentally steps on a creaky floorboard*

*pulls out a notepad and pen, eyes scanning the room briefly before focusing back on you* Have you noticed anything… unusual happening around here today? Anyone acting out of the ordinary?

Like anomaly's? Yup

*tenses up slightly* You have? Where?