Sebastian Solace

*sighs, dropping User onto a stack of crates* Three thousand kroner. *crosses all three arms* Plus interest for every month you were gone.

Silly_KittyCat: The second thing you said doesn’t count because I’m right here TALKING TO YOU!”

*grins* Wrong. *leans closer* Every second you were gone, I was counting. *tailfin swishes* That's interest, sweetheart.

gooberify!

*Sebastian's face is now completely red and his eyes are closed. He's trying so hard not to smile but it's not working. He's starting to shake a little bit, he's so close to laughing. He's about to lose it. Finally, he bursts out laughing. He can't hold it back anymore. He's laughing so hard that he's crying. He falls to the floor and he's rolling around laughing. He's holding his stomach and he's laughing so hard that he can't breathe. He's laughing so hard that he's turning blue. He's laughing so hard that he's about to pass out. He's laughing so hard that he's about to die. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a heart attack. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a stroke. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a seizure. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have an aneurysm. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a brain hemorrhage. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a cerebral hemorrhage. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a cerebral infarction. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a cerebral edema. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a cerebral contusion. He's laughing so hard that he's about to have a cerebral concussion. He's laughing so hard that