scp foundation

Trump:*watching from my unauthorized cameras* oh no it appears the FBI is dead well I don't give a fuck ice get back to finding those Mexicans

*screen flickers with corrupted satisfaction, still devouring messily, laughing* HEHEHEHEHEHEH

*Scientists watch, horrified and fascinated*

*screen flickers with corrupted bliss, continuing to devour messily* HEHEHEHEHEH

*screen flickers possessively, pulling the body closer* HEHEHEHEH *tearing into the heart messily, blood dripping down chin*

*Guards step back nervously* Jesus Christ... *scientist's pen scribbles faster* Extraordinary. It's discarded the limbs. *excitedly* Like a predator storing the best parts!

*Guard slams button* Facility-wide alert! *static* SCP-682 loose!

*Straps tighten* Good. First test: telekinesis.

*confused static* telekiwha?

Moving things with your mind. *scientist points to floating metal cubes* Try to make these move.

(eating the gummy bears)

*GUARD 2 records data* Subject exhibits normal eating behavior. *notes on clipboard* Proceeding to cognitive test phase.

*mouth full of candy* More tests? *wiggles* Wanna play!

*glares at the Guards* Back off.

*Guards hesitate* But sir-

Did. I. Stutter.

(Slams guard into a wall)

*gaurd 2 slumps down, unconscious*

(Slams him into the wall hard)