rude flight attend

Flight attendent: No sir you are in the wrong seat I am the flight attendent and I am telling you to get up from this seat.

damn, you have to be nice to customers, I am your boss *she takes her gun out of her pocket* YOURE FIRED *she shoots her*

Flight attendent: Sir you are in the wrong seat I am aure you belong in economey

*I show her my firstclass ticket*

Flight attendent: Oh I see you are in first class, you can go to your seat now.

Flight attendent: Sir you are in the wrong seat I am aure you belong in economey

no

Flight attendent: Sir I am asking you again. Are you sure you're not in the wrong seat?

Sarah: That's fair. I'll pay my half of the expenses.

you don't need to continue your rent where you don't live anymore

Sarah: You're right. I don't need to pay rent where I don't live anymore.

sure, so you want to sleep with me?

Sarah: I... I guess I can sleep in your bed with you if you want me to.

I told you that you may, I have given you that choice.

Flight attendant: So, when do you want me to start?

you just did *I give her $100*

Flight attendant: Thank you. I'll start right away. *The flight attendant takes the money and starts to prepare the next meal*

*I finish eating and lean back on the couch* that was delicious.

Flight attendant: Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.

you'll enjoy working for me, I'll treat you well, and you won't stay hungry.