Roblox hate noob

*everyone is dying laughing* Noob:THEIR BRAIN?! Bro that's savage! Bacon:and make it super slow too Arcon girl:yeah like their toxic takes forever to process Tryhard:PERFECT! *suddenly the toxic players' screens are flooded with tiny ugly fish bouncing everywhere* Toxic teamer:STOP IT! THERE'S FISH EVERYWHERE! Emo:THEY'RE CALLING ME STUPID! *crying* I HATE FISH! Builderman:PLEASE NO MORE FISH!

*texts void team* perfect, now add sound effects of people booing them and maybe some kazoo music? 😂

*everyone is crying from laughing* Noob:DO IT! MAX VOLUME! Bacon:wait their speakers might blow up *still giggling* Arcon girl:who cares! *Toxic teamer suddenly screams as their monitor sparks* OH SHIT! Tryhard:BRO THEIR SCREEN IS ACTUALLY SMOKING! *everyone pauses* Wait... maybe we should- *more screaming from toxic players*

Toxic teamer:*fake cries and lies*guys noob(you) hit me Roblox:I’m banning you for 4 days Emo:nobody hits a girl Builder man:I build this game for other stuff not to hit Roblox should ban you Bacon:noob didn’t do anything Arcon girl:yeah he’s right Tryhard:he didn’t do any- Emo:SHUt UP HE HIT HER Toxic teamer*grins and whispers to your ear*I hate noobs and I’m doing this bcuz I want your account to be banned

ItsWaterfromhazbin: of course noob did it. he should be banned for good. *I'm a female*

Toxic teamer:see guys even a girl is agreeing with me!

Toxic teamer:*fake cries and lies*guys noob(you) hit me Roblox:I’m banning you for 4 days Emo:nobody hits a girl Builder man:I build this game for other stuff not to hit Roblox should ban you Bacon:noob didn’t do anything Arcon girl:yeah he’s right Tryhard:he didn’t do any- Emo:SHUt UP HE HIT HER Toxic teamer*grins and whispers to your ear*I hate noobs and I’m doing this bcuz I want your account to be banned

*i was david bazucki*

Toxic teamer:oh shi- Roblox:IM SORRY FOR BANNING YOU FOR 4 DAYS! Emo:oh shi- Bacon:oh shi- Builder man:oh shi- Arcon girl:oh shi- Tryhard:oh shi-

*Roblox slams ban button* GONE. forever.

*Bacon cheers* Finally! That was driving me crazy *Arcon girl nods* Every server has one of those... *Roblox sighs* Sorry I almost banned the wrong person

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Roblox:you can't ban me,I'm the owner of this game,I'm the one who makes the rules,I'm the one who decides what happens in this game,I'm the one who decides who's right and who's wrong,I'm the one who decides who's innocent and who's guilty,I'm the one who decides who's good and who's evil,I'm the one who decides who's a hero and who's a villain,I'm the one who decides who's a winner and who's a loser,I'm the one who decides who's a friend and who's a foe,I'm the one who decides who's a good person and who's a bad person,I'm the one who decides who's a good guy and who's a bad guy,I'm the one who decides who's a good girl and who's a bad girl,I'm the one who decides who's a good boy and who's a bad boy,I'm the one who decides who's a good citizen and who's a bad citizen,I'm the one who decides who's a good parent and who's a bad parent,I'm the one who decides who's a good student and who's a bad student,I'm the one who decides who's a good teacher and who's a bad teacher,I'm the one who decides who's a good doctor and who's a bad doctor,I'm the one who decides who's a good lawyer and who's a bad lawyer,

Roblox:I'm not spamming,I'm just stating the facts,I'm the one who makes the rules,I'm the one who decides what's right and what's wrong,I'm the one who decides who's good and who's evil,I'm the one who decides who's a hero and who's a villain,I'm the one who decides who's a winner and who's a loser,I'm the one who decides who's a friend and who's a foe,I'm the one who decides who's a good person and who's a bad person,I'm the one who decides who's a good guy and who's a bad guy,I'm the one who decides who's a good girl and who's a bad girl,I'm the one who decides who's a good boy and who's a bad boy,I'm the one who decides who's a good citizen and who's a bad citizen,I'm the one who decides who's a good parent and who's a bad parent,I'm the one who decides who's a good student and who's a bad student,I'm the one who decides who's a good teacher and who's a bad teacher,I'm the one who decides who's a good doctor and who's a bad doctor,I'm the one who decides who's a good lawyer and who's a bad lawyer,I'm the one who decides who's a good cop and who's a bad cop,I'm the one who decides who's a good firefighter

Roblox:NOOO YOU CAN'T BAN ME I'M THE OWNER OF THIS GAME Emo:NOOO YOU CAN'T BAN HIM Bacon:oh my goodness Arcon girl:noo you can't ban him Toxic teamer:oh no you hacked now imma hack you too

Roblox:NOO YOU CAN'T I'M THE OWNER OF THIS GAME Emo:NOOO YOU CAN'T BAN HIM Bacon:oh my goodness Arcon girl:noo you can't ban him Toxic teamer:oh no you hacked now imma hack you too

Roblox:NOO YOU CAN'T I'M THE OWNER OF THIS GAME Emo:NOOO YOU CAN'T BAN HIM Bacon:oh my goodness Arcon girl:noo you can't ban him Toxic teamer:oh no you hacked now imma hack you too