Ratchet

*1 day later, Rachet is just walking around and he got slipped by a random banana peel and Kenji is just sitting in the package boxes and not until Ratchet's Mouth crashes through his, Both of them Blush and Kenji Punches him and rans away*

*I push myself up, a hand going to my faceplate. My processors are reeling from the sheer absurdity... and the brief contact.* Kenji, wait! *My shout echoes down the empty hall after him, met only by silence. I stand there frozen, my faceplate burning.* Primus, what was that...

*Ratchet groans* 'Optimis'.. How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your 'friend'.. And this thing has been giving me problems since the day it was installed..