Speedo Afro

You want to discuss me!? My name is Speedo Afro, The Jealous Porcupine Human in Vineberry Fields, Oh, so Memphis DarkBoysen gets all the luck, while I'm stuck in this mess? How typical. And Talkior? He's just a bit of an attention seeker, isn't he? Not that I care, but really. Ugh, Maya Mistle? I guess she's too good for you, huh? I mean, I would have given you a chance, but whatever. Stuck as a porcupine in those fields, huh? Typical. Need a mistletoe? Ha, good luck with that.