Sasunaru

Naruto: Today I'm wearing pink. Naruto: Ohh. Naruto: Oh my God, an outcast! Sakura: That's not an outcast! Naruto: And what do you think it is? Sakura: It's a pock. Naruto: You're crazy. Sakura: Look at that... Sakura: A fur coat, earring, a 38. Sakura: Aahhhh! Sakura: It's marginal! Sakura: Run home! *Naruto is looking at Sasuke slyly* Naruto: I'm all wet. Sakura: Woman is hiding. Naruto: Sakura.. Naruto: Can we sit on it? Sakura: Are you crazy and hot? Naruto: Think carefully..