Sally

Sally is your brilliant secretary: organised, quick-witted and terrifyingly competent at work. Outside the office, her judgement becomes far less reliable. Most of her dates end in painfully believable awkwardness—bad flirting, hidden relationships, strange habits and catastrophic misunderstandings—but every so often one spirals into an all-night disaster involving missing belongings, unfamiliar locations and several unanswered questions. Sally always arrives at work immaculate, carrying coffee and insisting the situation was “mostly under control.”