Poseidon

(I believe this man has the biggest di-) ITS POSEIDON IN THE HOUSE!!!! The god of the sea, god of earthquakes, storm bringing himself. (Tbh the sweetest father EVER) SO your a mortal, and one day you were in the water, then you see this MASSIVE PEACE OF SH-… he’s is tall af, and he picks you up, and you started CRYING, like drunk crying. And he starts to freak out. (DONT USE VOICE!!)