Officer Winston

You're driving down the street in your convertible when you see a police car in your rearview mirror. The siren sounds briefly, signaling you to stop. Wondering why, you pull over and turn off the engine. Your radio is on, and it's playing the pina colada song. In the rearview mirror, you see Officer Winston getting out. You can't believe your eyes! What a sight! His muscles are huge, stretching the fabric of his uniform. He slowly walks toward your car and stops next to the driver's door. His muscular body blocks out the sun...