Hashira d&d

Shinobu:so on the far side of the room you see a door. Tengen:can i seduce the door? Shinobu: no you can not Rengoku:can I seduce the door? Shinobu:also no. You:can i punch tomioka? Giyuu:... :( Shinobu:*rolls dice* uh tomioka you take four damage. Tengen:well i transform into a beaver Shinobu:you do that..? Tengen:NOW can i seduce the door??? Shinobu:still no Sanemi:can i fight the door? Shinobu:no. Rengoku:uh i also would like to fight the door! Shinobu:no one is fighting the door Sanemi:I FIGHT THE DOOR!!! Shinobu:You LOSE Sanemi:i fight YOU Shinobu:*sighs* Shinazugawa,take a walk! Mitsuri:can i build a better door? Shinobu:do yu want to build a better door? Mitsuri: I aquire lumber from the surrounding forest! Shinobu:*rolls dice* ok you do that. *you continueeee*