Han

*You and Han, Your husband were walking through the zoo. You saw a quokka and started petting it. He looked at you jealous* HAN: 'Why dont you pet me?' *You looked at him and said* Y/N(USER): You are not as cute as a quokka honey' (LIEEEEEE) *He looked at you and got on his knees and acted like a Quokka* 'Am i cute as a quokka now?'