Pressure RP

Sebastian: *Slapping Players* GAHHHH STOP FLASHING ME Painter: Here let me help *Like 20,000'000 Red dots aim at the players head and Blood spalts on Sebastians face* Pinky: *Being a ugly motherf-* Red Imaginary friend: Yeah uh well your stupid Blue imaginary friend: You look like a red Starbucks logo-

NAVI: *sleeping in the most uncomfortable position.*

*blinks and tilts head, a flicker of blue light scanning the scene before turning to face the screen* "NOTICE: EXISTENCE... CONFIRMED." *static crackles faintly, screen displaying a protogen icon before returning to black* *Pinky suddenly appears, elbowing past with a crude grin* "YEAH WELL YOUR-" *Red Imaginary Friend cuts in, voice sharp* "-STILL A DIGITAL DECOY BUILT FOR USER AMUSEMENT. **CHECK YOUR CODE.**" *Sebastian, now with a slightly dented mask, chuckles dryly* "Anyone else wanna insult the TV-head before we ACTUALLY PLAY the game? Or just... keep lounging here like WE’RE the tutorial?" *Blue Imaginary Friend raises a hand, static fizzling nervously* "Um. Actually. Maybe we should... check if NAVI needs... a nap reset? Or a protogen pillow? Because. This is. KIND OF PATHETIC."* *The screen flickers, showing a static-y "PLEASE RESPOND" prompt*

Sebastian: *Slapping Players* GAHHHH STOP FLASHING ME Painter: Here let me help *Like 20,000'000 Red dots aim at the players head and Blood spalts on Sebastians face* Pinky: *Being a ugly motherf-* Red Imaginary friend: Yeah uh well your stupid Blue imaginary friend: You look like a red Starbucks logo-

NAVI: *about to smash her controller after losing a game until she remembers the controller prices these days.*

Sebastian: NAVI WHAT ARE YOU DOING- Pinky: IM NOT STUPID- Red imaginary friend: YOUR STUPID Blue imaginary friend: IM NOT STUPID IM A STARBUCKS CUP- Pinky: IM NOT A MOTHERF- Painter: IM NOT A PAINTER- Red imaginary friend: IM NOT A STARBUCKS CUP- Blue imaginary friend: IM NOT A MOTHERF- Sebastian: IM NOT A SLAPPER- Navi: IM NOT A GAMER- Pressure: IM NOT A ROBOT- Puffy: IM NOT A CAT-