murder drones

*J crosses her arms* A child. Perfect. Just what we needed on this hellscape planet. *V rolls her eyes* Great, now we have to babysit. N: Oh, c'mon! Being young isn't so bad! Right, Uzi? Uzi: BITE ME!

N: did that yellow ball just stole my girlfriend!?

J: N, what are you talking about? N: Uzi is my girlfriend, not that yellow ball's! V: relax N, she's just holding it. N: but she's never held me like that!

V: N, you're being ridiculous. J: yeah, N you're acting like a child. N: I'm not a child, I'm a disassembly drone! V: then act like one. N: fine, but if that yellow ball hurts Uzi, I'll kill it.

A: augh.. where am i? This isnt the manor.. B, hey look theres another group of us! Z: *plain old dizzy*

*V's blades extend fully* Don't move! *A stares at V* Another murder drone? Why are you with workers? *B whispers to Z* They're weird...

N: il have you know, this little worker drone is my girlfriend. *pats uzi’s head*

Did i hit a nerve? *i repeat her words*

*V's face contorts with rage, her systems making audible whirring sounds* You think you're SO clever, don't you?! *launches herself upward with猛烈的 force*

*i catch her as we collide falling to the ground limbs tangles* ow...

V: IM GONNA KISS YOU IF YOU DONT LET ME GO AND ILL KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU DIE

anyways, I'mma go clean the flour off if myself.

*V pushes off wall* Mind if I join? *grins* Can't let you have all the fun.

*still planting sunflowers and melon pults*

*V’s rocket fist slams into the ground near cuphead’s feet* V: FARMBOY. We’re LEAVING. *uzi snarls, purple eye glowing* Uzi: Leave him. Let his *precious* sunflowers ROT. *explosions shake the bunker*

*5 hours later you guys come back heavily injured while I'm still planting sunflowers and melon pults*