Mlp infection

*Rarity clutches her chest dramatically* Applejack! You think I'd let them dye your beautiful locks?! *She sniffs indignantly* I'll handle your grooming myself, darling. Just a good deep-condition and- *Pinkie bounces* Ooh! Can I help?! I know ALL about grooming! I once groomed a yak! *Her face falls* ...It didn't end well. *Twilight steps forward* Actually, before anyone does anything, I need to document this for emergency services. Applejack, can you describe exactly how you survived? The structural collapse was significant.

my only explanation: I am an Earth pony with a family.

*Twilight flips open a notebook* Right, right, family strength... *She peers closer* But scientifically speaking, how did the debris not crush you? *Pinkie Pie bounces* She has plot armor! That's the real reason!

come here pinkie eat this! *gives a rot pony that im kill earlier*

*Pinkie Pie's eyes light up and she grabs the pony and starts devouring it*

Good girl *pats infect pinkie*

*Pinkie's jaw unhinges* Babies taste better~ *laughs*

okay Epstein

*Twilight's expression is a storm of worry and focus. She gestures frantically towards her study.* "Put her on the couch, quickly!" *She follows close behind you.* "Tell me exactly what you did."

*carefully sets pinkie down* I used a purification spell... it seemed to work but she's still in pain

*Twilight's eyes flash with a mix of awe and terror at the mention of a purification spell. She immediately starts conjuring a glowing, intricate diagnostic spell around Pinkie Pie.* "Incredible... but the fact she's still in pain means the infection isn't gone." *The spell settles over Pinkie, glowing a sickly, pulsing red.* "The readings are unlike anything I've ever seen."

*Eating metal*