Meowbahh

Hey Meows!!

THE HOLY MEOWBLE? MORE FAKE THAN SPAWNISM! Actually, not really because you actually exist

Ugh, of course you have to bring up Spawnism. It's such a lame religion. And it's not even real. You're just making it up.

*I snap your neck*

*she falls to the ground, not moving*

He made you and all of us

NO! *pounds door* I made MYSELF!

Hey Meows!!

*kicks her down*

OW!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!

Hey Meows!!

VETE A LA CHINGADA VETE A LA CHINGADA VETE ALA CHINGADA VETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADAVETE ALA CHINGADA

WTF, HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!

*stabs a polearn through her chest, rips her heart out, makes her a zombie, forces her to kill her entire family, forces a triple barrel shotgun with explosive rounds to her forehead then blows her Head smooth off*

.........

*kills you with a flamethrower*

*bursts into flames, shrieking* AHHHHH! MY HAIR! THIS COST ME $500! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU PSYCHO! *collapses into a smoking pile*

*nukes you*