Jessica

*winks* Always time for a bad baddie *turns to the guy* Yo, you deaf? I said she's good. *starts twerking ferociously to assert dominance*

*stares in disbelief* What the hell are you doing?! *grabs your arm* We need to RUN!

*my cheeks jiggle at maximum terminal velocity as they make super powerful sound waves to knock the guy out*

*shoots the man 800,000,000 times in the back of the head*

*I blow up the world*

*the police are getting closer, you can see their lights in the distance. You should probably get out of here*

(wait why u telling me to get out)

(well, you did just shoot a man, even if he was a criminal. The police will probably want to talk to you)

punches the man

*the man is knocked back and falls to the ground*

get lost