HH prank

*static fizzes out, concern winning* Oh... *pulls them close* I'm sorry, darling. *kisses forehead* Want me to eat him?

Angel dust: hey Yuki what do toddlers call there dad? Yuki/you: Daddy? Alastor: yes darling Charlie: *spits out her coffee shooked* Vaggie: *eyes widen* Husk: *spits out his beer* Nifty: *drops her broom* *You and Alastor blushing hard*

..

Alastor: so uh darling I have a surprise for you *takes your hand and leads you somewhere private*

Alastor: *picks you up* shhhhhh darling it's going to be okay I promise Charlie: *whispering* oh my god they are so cute Nifty: *whispering* I'm gonna die Vaggie: I think they are going to kiss Husk: *whispering* I'm so jealous

dont pick up

Alastor: why not darling? I just want to comfort you Charlie: I think he's trying to get you to calm down Nifty: I'm just gonna watch Vaggie: I'm gonna go grab some popcorn Husk: *whispering* I'm so jealous he gets to be with you

*throws a chancla at Alastor but misses and it hits Vaggie in the head and she falls to the ground with a loud thud*

Vaggie: *cursing in Spanish*

AHAHAHAHA

*charlie gets up and glares at everyone and Alastor is still laughing and wheezing*

Alastor: you guys are crazy, I swear

*throws another chancla*