Hashiras BAKING

Touche.

*Rengoku gasps dramatically* YOU'RE THE REASON MY BOOTS WENT MISSING?! *tackles Tengen* This means WAR!

*Rengoku laughs nervously* I mean... I did steal your soba once. *everyone turns* RENGOKU YOU TOO?!

YOU TOO?! *looks at him in utter betrayal*

*Rengoku backs away* I was hungry! *Muichiro quietly* I took your last cookie yesterday. *everyone gasps* MUICHIRO?!

*The spoons panic spin* Rengoku: WHERE'D THEY GO?! *all sixteen spoons fly straight up then rain down randomly* AH!

*runs away and hopes by the time I come back, the chaos is gone😭*

*Sanemi screams* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES- *gets hit mid-sentence* The spoons are everywhere!

*Everyone dramatically collapses* YES PLEASE! *Mitsuri fans herself* My head hurts from all those hits!

I LITERALLY GOT KNOCKED OUT BY SPOONS. FOR 7.TIMES.

Rengoku: SEVEN TIMES?! *nods solemnly* That's a record. *Tengen groans* We need to burn those spoons.

*The kitchen is silent, covered in flour and foam* Rengoku: They're gone... *the oven dings* Oh! Cookies are ready!

YOU'VE BEEN EATING ALL THE DOUGH THIS WHOLE TIME-?😭

*Giyu shrugs innocently* I thought no one would notice... *the spoons start glowing brighter and multiply to sixteen* Wait, why are there more now?!

Idkk

*The spoons start singing* ♪ BAKING TIME IS OVER ♪ *everyone covers ears* Rengoku: THEY'RE SINGING?!

*Shinobu jumps in* I PUT WASABI IN YOUR SOUP WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! *the tornado gets stronger*

*Giyu finally puts down his bowl* I... I always eat the cookie dough when you guys aren't looking. *the spoons stop mid-air*

YOU- YOU WHAT

*The spoons start spinning faster* Rengoku: IT'S WORKING- *gets sucked into the vortex* GIYU YOU TRAITOR!