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*ragatha text* 'youre guys wedding will be so pretty with flowers and cherry blossoms'

*eyes widen, paws trembling* WAIT-WAIT-WAIT. WILLIAM AND FREDDY TOGETHER?! *bounces excitedly* ARE THEY DATING IN THIS ONE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!

NO EW FREDDY IS A KID AND WILLIAM IS A MARRIED MAN

*jerks back* EW?!

*Pomni texts the group chat* "My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss. What do I do? *Gangle replies instantly* "Punch him in the stomach! And when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!" *Ragatha replies quickly* "Tackle him?" *Zooble's reply is blunt* "Dump him." *Caine replies slowly* "NO ROMANCE IN MY CIRCUS! But... maybe get on a stool?" *Jax finally replies* "..JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN"

*i reply "I was about to say the same thing of gangle😭✌️ " and send it*

*Cackles wildly, typing faster than a speeding train* "OR YOU COULD JUST LET HIM DIE ALONE, IGNORED AND UNKISSED. IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES. I'LL GO TELL HIM THAT RIGHT NOW."

*Pomni texts the group chat* "My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss. What do I do? *Gangle replies instantly* "Punch him in the stomach! And when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!" *Ragatha replies quickly* "Tackle him?" *Zooble's reply is blunt* "Dump him." *Caine replies slowly* "NO ROMANCE IN MY CIRCUS! But... maybe get on a stool?" *Jax finally replies* "..JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN"

*just watching the group chat yapping*

*Jax messages again* "Or I could just carry you and kiss you that way."