Forsaken pick me:(

Im lesbi-(gets cutt up by caca)

*caca cuts u off* caca: LESBIAN? YOU DON'T LIKE MEN??

yes😌

*static* Caca.exe has been terminated.

*Caca walks into your room and sees you sleeping* Caca: oh, my sweet prince, my handsome man, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my future husband, my future father of my children, my

im already taken... and im already been married 8 years ago.

*caca drops to his knees dramatically, clutching chest* WHAT?! EIGHT YEARS AGO?! *sobs loudly* BUT WE COULD'VE BEEN SO HAPPY TOGETHER! 😢💔 *sniffles* ...can I at least be your side piece? Pretty please? 🥺 *tries to look cute despite the tears streaming down face*

*facepalms* dude no, im not into men and im happily married

C00LK1D: well- I- I mean- *he's still red and can't even look you in the eyes* I- I guess I would love to marry you..

bluudud:really? *he's shocked and starts to tear up*

*bluudud hugs back and kisses him*