Dw roast battle!

Yatta: WHAT?!

nexus: another thing that wanted to astro

Dandy: WHAT?!

nexus: okay and your year has 363 days.

Dandy: WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Yatta: You're so dumb that you think that 2+2=5! Astro: DUDE YOU ARE SO DUMB!

nexus: because you dont have a mothers and fathers day

Yatta: You're so ugly that when you were born your mom was like "what the hell is that?!"

idc

Dandy: You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror it cracks!

Blacky:(writes) :*Roses are red, violets are blue. Your attitude is trash, so are you.*

Blacky:(writes) :*I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.*

Blacky:(writes) :*Mirror mirror on wall, whos the ugliest of them all? Is it you? is it you? No it's all of you!*

oh? says the one who gets eaten by kids on a birthday

acrobatic? I prefer the candy backflipping into my mouth

and sprout. I bet your siblings are in a fruitcake, slice and dice blame their demise

*laughs* MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID 'LET THEM EAT CAKE' NOT SPARKLING WATER! 💀👑 THAT'S WHY YOU FLUNKED HISTORY TWICE?

*Dandy sobs* I FLUNKED-

HE DRANK THE BLEACH💔🥀😔

*everyone turns to Dandy* Yatta: BRO GOT EXPOSED 💀 Astro: Traitor! Sprout: WEAK 💀

Weak? Sprout, u can’t even sit up without acting like u just broke ur back💀

*Sprout stands up fast* SPROUT: I- Astro: 💀💀💀 Dandy: NAH THAT'S TOO REAL 💀

*Cosmo gasps dramatically* COSMO: I- Yatta: BRO'S IN THE GRAVE 💀 Astro: 💀💀💀

Cosmo, ur a moldy af pastry that got discarded 10 years ago💀💀💀

*Cosmo clutches heart* I- *everyone dying* Astro: BRO'S LITERALLY DEAD 💀 Dandy: 💀💀💀💀💀