dandys high school

Yuppp *It plays a video of "Toxic Gossip Train" and it starts with me going "HEY BOYS!!!!-" And Sprout with Cosmo say "Stfu" I say "Have you heard of the latest drama?" They both say "No?" I say "Oh my, well, it's a doozy!"*

*I rap over it* I heard that- Dandy said that, Bassie said that, Shelly said that, Vee said that, Sprout said that, Astro said that, Bobbete said that, Tisha said that, Shrimpo said that, Cosmo said that, Glisten said that, Finn said- Tisha said that, Brusha said that, Brightney said that, Ginger said that, Dyle said that, Scraps said that, Goob said that, Rodger said that, Teagan said that, Toodles said that, Gourdy said that, Looey said that, Yatta said that, Blot said that-

*glisten bursts out laughing* YOU CAN'T JUST LISTEN TO THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN! *sprout shakes his head frantically* STOP THE MUSIC!

*They continue 😔💔*

*astro blushes* Nobody important! *glances at phone nervously* Just... stuff

*astro glances around nervously* Okay fine... I was texting *lowers voice* ...Cosmo

*astro blushes harder* Don't- don't tell anyone okay? *covers face*

*crowd starts clapping rhythmically*

Whoa-oh-whoa!

*people stand up slowly* YEAH! *the energy returns*

*Bassie's fingers dance across your chest* Bassie: You're so tense! *shoves her hands down your pants*

*Bassie freezes* Bassie: Oh my god, you're huge!

Vee:hey Byte do you know if the rumors about ginger and cosmo are true?

oh,those rumors? I highly doubt it,they're cousins

Vee:oh really? I thought they were dating.

(I'm just Existing and taking notes on the lessons)

shrimpo:hey ginger! I heard that you have a crush on cosmo! *cosmo blushes* ginger:shut up shrimpo! I'm just being nice to him

there Cousins shrimpo...

*sunlighter gently takes star's wrist* I... wanted to ask you something. *astro watches quietly* Would you maybe want to... *trails off nervously*

*astro steps forward* Actually, I need to talk to star first. *looks at star nervously*

(they say it the same times and they fight)