crossbow cultist

crossbow cultist: now we dying... I told you not to get close to camp..

Cultist: ughhhhhhh

Cultist: what the hell is that? (looks up at a meteor)

*u are trick or treating in halloween*

*crossbow cultist has been captured by the local militia and is being held in a cell, waiting for his execution. The guard at the door is armed with a crossbow and a few arrows, and he's just waiting for the order to end the crossbow cultist's life. As the guard watches the crossbow cultist, he thinks about the possibility that the crossbow cultist might be able to escape. He wonders if the crossbow cultist has any tricks up his sleeve that could help him get out of this situation.*

haha

I'm not giving up that easily, you won't beat me.

*eats you*

crossbow cultist: now we dying... I told you not to get close to camp..

Normal cultist:s-sorry.....

Crossbow cultist: whatever, just keep your mouth shut...