BREAK UP HH

You and Alastor: *Talking* Vaggie and angel dust: *arguing* Husk: *drunk asf* Niffty:*u know* U: *anything* Charlie: *comes in* Y/N? You: yh? Charlie: I saw Ur bf/gf kissing someone! Lucifer: dang (carry on bestie boos)

Lemme go to my room to process this *i go to my room in the basement*

Charlie: wait, don't go! I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

*Charlie stares in disbelief* Wait, you're not upset?

*shrugs* Upset? Please. I'm married to three people. You think I don't expect shenanigans? *grins wider*

*Charlie looks stunned* Married to three?!

Angel dust: you're not scared of him? Even though he's... You know... A murderer?

*I stab the wall with a knife and it has blood on it*

Angel dust: oh... I think you just proved my point...

*angel dust sees my ears*

Angel dust: wait... Are those...

yes they're ears...

Alastor: oh... I think they saw us hugging...

why would they care

Alastor: well... We are... You know...

Alastor: I... I have to admit... I've been thinking about us...

what do you mean? *alastor sees my ears perk up*

Alastor: I've been thinking about us... As more than friends...

*you start thinking about Charlie and how she was so kind to you*