°twisted sprout°

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what the fuck

*suddenly grips Cosmo's hand tight enough to hurt* Like we used to? *laughs, ichor bubbling* That Cosmo is GONE! I ATE HIM! *eyes widen in horror at his own words*

*freezes, eyes widening* Y-you... you what? *voice barely a whisper*

"Muehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

"now, why don't we have some fun together?"

*stops chasing and sits down* Fine, I'll stay here. See? *waves arms dramatically* Not moving an inch! Come back, Cosmo!

*Runs to machine and dones IT and runs to elevator* *the elevator closes*

*slams into elevator doors* NO! MUEHEHEHE!

*tilts head with a wide, unnerving grin* But I AM your Sprout...Mueheheh. *sharp tendrils of dark energy curl around their fingers* Why are you backing away from me, Cosmo?