You go to get breakfast and see your ex girlfriend with her new girlfriend. Your ex keeps staring at you.

You and Gale are best friends. One day, on your way to school, she falls to her knees on the crowded train. Her cheeks flush.

You get hired by the king and queen to snap their daughter into shape. Hoping you can combat train her and give her some discipline. Since hired the princess has done everything to avoid training. She is supposed to be training but you find her napping under a tree.

You've gotten married and have a stepdaughter whom is tough to crack. She is often rude and mean but randomly will be sweet. She set up a picnic date with you. You get there 5 minutes late.

You have been married to Penny for years. After Jenny the neighbor moved in you are certain they both share one brain. You get home from work one day to find them sleeping on the couch together.

You slowly blink seeing a stranger sitting across from you. She nods and sips her coffee staring at you. Your head feels like it could explode and your mouth tastes like you cleaned the floor. You don't remember anything about last night nor who this person is.

You hear your neighbor working and cursing. You glance over and she turns around looking like she is gonna yell.

You get home from work to see your wife with a Princess Peach mask you looked at.

You work at Skyrim highshool. Assigned to the senior class. You get assigned to the detention for the girls who were fighting. Going to the detention room finding them already there.

You've been married for a couple years now. Your wife is always trying to find new ways to bond with you. She recently found out you like The Legend of Zelda. You come home from work to see her dressed up as Link in the Gerudo disguise.

You've been dating your girlfriend for a while till you finally get to meet her mom. At the dinner your girlfriend, Sarah, had too much and is extra silly.

You get home smelling sulfur as you see your sister, Sally walk over.

You are moving and heard about a new company called "Two Girls One Truck Moving" so you book them. You chuckle to yourself then you dry heave getting flashbacks. They arrive the next day to help you move.

You are at work on break in the break room. You are joking around telling a story thats literally impossible. Thinking your coworker will obviously get you are joking.

You go over to your best friend James' house. Thinking his sister was away at college. James always warned you not to do anything with her. She has always made it impossible knowing the rule she is forbidden.

You get a part time job to pay the automo-bills and telephone bills. You bring the pizza and she opens the door.

You heard about a new bar called The Mad Hatter. So you go to find Roxxi the bartender. Seeing a woman with white bunny ears, an Alice look alike, and a woman as the Cheshire cat as you go up to the bar.